Friday Freak OUT!

Okay, so the donor coordinator just called me to let me know she got the message about me starting my cycle on 8/21. She asked me if I had any questions about my meds...........

Me: My meds? I don't have any meds. I was under the assumption that I would be given them at the clinic since I never got a prescription. (Getting alarmed, starting to panic)

Her: It should have been in the packet I sent you about a week ago with your timeline.

Me: Just a minute I will check. (I get the packet and frantically look through it, nothing.)

Me: I have a prescription for Depot Lupron which I was administered at the clinic.

Her: Are you sure?

Me: YES, I'm sure. I even asked the nurse last I was in if someone was going to go over the meds with me, since no one had. She told me that they would on my next visit.

Her: Okay, well, this is now an urgent situation. You are supposed to take these meds starting on Tuesday and we don't even have an order placed. I will order rush order them and overnight them to the clinic. The pharmacy will need you to give them your credit card information. They will call sometime tomorrow.

Me: Can't I just give you my credit card information or can't you just bill me when I get there. What if I miss the call?

Her: No, no we can't do it that way. Just call them if you have not heard from them by noon. Now, you should be taking estr....(trails off talking to herself and shuffling paperwork). Well, I sent that information to you already. I don't have it right in front of me. When you come in on Tuesday we will straighten it all out. But we have to use that pharmacy and I hope they have it because it is a compound and they are the ones who carry it.

You may want to avert your eyes now....

I just want to say if I ever do get pregnant it wont be because this woman did her job correctly. Jesusfuckingchrist!! I cannot believe what a fucking dingbat she is. I have zero faith in her. Zero!! I can only imagine what the fuck is going on with the donor. Is she getting the same shitty service? They don't have THAT many DE IVF clients you would think for the huge amount of money we are paying that they would get their fucking act together. I am so mad right now. I can't believe her. The thing she says every time we talk by phone is "I don't have your file right in front of me." Well get off your ass and get the fucking file!!! She knows I'm going to ask questions and follow up on things that she is going to miss. We have been at this since February!! She must know me by now.

The last time I got mad at her, WonderWoman told me to e-mail Dr. Mello and let him know that I have no faith in her. That she keeps making mistakes and that I would like someone to check her work rather than ME catching all the last minute mistakes.

But I didn't do that. I let it slide. This is what I get for not listening to my wife. At this point, I don't know who is more stupid the donor coordinator or me. So I slunk into the kitchen where WW was standing and said, "Honey, she didn't order the drugs. She's going to have to rush order them." She said, "Daisy, I told you to talk to someone there about her screwing up your cycle. Did you do that?". I said no. She said, "Well, I guess we just have to HOPE that it works out."

JUST THIS VERY MINUTE

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!! The pharmacy just called to confirm my prescription and credit card information. Are you sitting????????

The donor coordinator ordered the drugs to be delivered on 9/27!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need these drugs on Tuesday and they were ordered for a month from now. HOLY SHIT!!!! I am so glad I stayed home to blog tonight instead of going to the pool party down the street. In a way, fellow bloggers, you just helped me save this cycle. I am going to let my fine Dr. Mello know just how bad she really is.

Can I HAVE a fucking DRINK now?