There is something about a meme. It makes me feel all new and sparkly. I don't know why. So here goes...
Stolen from starhillgirl:
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: picture of flowers from dooce.com
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
A: two
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A: lots of splinters, 10 lovely eggs, 2 wisdom teeth, a toothpick, and yards of defunct veins
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: picture of flowers from dooce.com
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
A: two
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A: lots of splinters, 10 lovely eggs, 2 wisdom teeth, a toothpick, and yards of defunct veins
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A: our little one, weighing in at a whopping 40lbs (with snow boots on 44lbs)
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
A: yes, bucked off a horse then trampled by said beast, thank god i passed out
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: no, no, no
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: Rhoda
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A: greens and pinks
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
A: like a bug...a few times
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: you mean i could get PAID for that...someone owes me a bundle!
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: i need my fingers, even the short ones
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A: never? maybe
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: could i get one of those black rectangles for my eyes?
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A: nooooo
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A: what like a serial killer's or something? in that case, i'd consider it
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: you mean i could get PAID for that...someone owes me a bundle!
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: i need my fingers, even the short ones
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A: never? maybe
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: could i get one of those black rectangles for my eyes?
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A: nooooo
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A: what like a serial killer's or something? in that case, i'd consider it
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: no pockets, friggin' office suit pants on
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: never saw it
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: hardwood
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand, can't find a place to sit
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 1, leather, had them for 9 years
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
A: advertisement
Q: Last person who called you?
A: my boss
Q: Person you hugged?
A: WonderWoman, on my way to work
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: six
Q: Season?
A: fall/spring can't decide
Q: Color?
A: blue
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: i left her around her somewhere...
Q: Mood?
A: borderline
Q: Listening to?
A: manic-typer a few feet away
Q: Watching?
A: screen
Q: Worrying about?
A: my weight/health
Q: Wearing?
A: stupid no pocket office suit (dark blue), green and blue v-neck shirt, office pumps (standard issue), black sock (unmatched), favorite turquoise undies and brazeer.
Q: Listening to?
A: manic-typer a few feet away
Q: Watching?
A: screen
Q: Worrying about?
A: my weight/health
Q: Wearing?
A: stupid no pocket office suit (dark blue), green and blue v-neck shirt, office pumps (standard issue), black sock (unmatched), favorite turquoise undies and brazeer.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: out the front door to my car, then to work
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: be with child
Q: Do you smile often?
A: i do
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: depends, but usually
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: out the front door to my car, then to work
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: be with child
Q: Do you smile often?
A: i do
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: depends, but usually
Stay tuned for 6 unimportant things meme, about, well, me of course!
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